Most Canadian traffic offense ever?

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 02/07/2017 at 08:30 • Filed to: None

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Most Canadian traffic offense ever.

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I just hope he wasn’t flooding :)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 08:33

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Link if it gets kinja’d. I think it’s working now but I had some issues getting it to stick.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/police-pull-zamboni-driver-clearing-snow-side-roads/

Scott > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 08:37

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Lol... well considering Zambonis are used to polish the ice... I can see why they would want him to stop.... Just curious... does Canada have a No Zamboni law... and if so, What is the punishment? And the biggest question... exactly how bored or desperate to do SOMETHING was the legislature that came up with that one?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Scott 02/07/2017 at 08:44

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We wouldn’t have a “No Zamboni” law as such (except maybe in some isolated area that I’ve never heard of that has literally nothing better to do, but I dunno) but a Zamboni is not a street-legal vehicle. As far as punishment goes, probably a fine. Doubt if it would be big. This guy probably just got a warning, anyway... after all he was trying to be a public service.

As far as polishing ice goes, as long as he was just picking up the snow and not flooding it should have been fine.

atrombs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 08:58

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How was he doing that though? Was he just scraping the blade along the road? It wouldn’t last too long, but I can’t think of any other way to clear snow with a zamboni.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > atrombs 02/07/2017 at 09:03

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All I can think of was he was scraping without putting the blades all the way down.

kiwi_matt > Scott 02/07/2017 at 09:05

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No, we normally drive zambonis on the street.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 09:25

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SpeedSix > Scott 02/07/2017 at 09:57

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For such simple traffic laws, you can’t possibly refer to “the laws in Canada” and expect it to be the same nationwide.

Scott > SpeedSix 02/07/2017 at 10:01

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No. but I would expect those laws to actually be within the nation of Canada, not in Germany or China or where ever.

Milky > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 10:27

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I think this takes the number one spot:

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Milky 02/07/2017 at 10:51

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Dunno. You could swing it both ways.

Vehicle theft to go to Tim Hortons is definitely up there.

But... Zamboni, trying to be helpful to the public...

Not sure to go for the extra serious offense or the extra stereotype.

Urambo Tauro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 11:04

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No lights? Yeah, I could see why that would be a problem.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Urambo Tauro 02/07/2017 at 11:13

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I never noticed that, but that’s odd. They usually have lights of some kind. I guess maybe some dedicated indoor ones don’t? But even those used indoors have to go outside to dump snow. I don’t think I’ve ever seen without lights but then I don’t exactly look for them.

But yeah that would be an issue.

Steve in Manhattan > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/07/2017 at 11:38

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If eating poutine while clearing, even better.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve in Manhattan 02/07/2017 at 11:49

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Poutine and Beaver Tails with Maple Syrup.

...Actually, now I want to do that.